If Conditional

1.

If I meet John Mayer, I will have sweet dreams until I die.

If I met John Mayer, I would have sweet dreams until I die.

If I had met John Mayer, I would've had sweet dreams until I die.

2.

If I catch a swordfish, I will dry it and hang it as a wall decoration.

If I caught a swordfish, I would dry it and hang it as a wall decoration.

If I had caught a swordfish, I would have dried it and hung it as a wall decoration.

3.

If you send me money, I will be happy.

If you sent me money, I would be happy.
If you had sent me money, I would have been happy.

4.

If I can play drums, I will be a drummer.

If I could play drums, I would be a drummer.

If I could have played drums, I would've been a drummer.

5.

If I can rob 100kg of gold, I will be the most wanted criminal.

If I could rob 100kg of gold, I would be the most wanted criminal.

If I could have robbed 100kg of gold, I would've been the most wanted criminal.

6.

I will be satisfied if you massage me.

I would be satisfied if you massaged me.

I would've been satisfied if you had massaged me.

7.

If you do it again, I will not forgive you.

If you did it again, I would not forgive you.

If you had done it again, I wouldn't have forgiven you.

8.

If she goes, then I will stay.

If she went, then I would stay.

If she had gone, then I would've stayed.

9.

If my pet dies, I will be very sad.

If my pet died, I would be very sad.

If my pet had died, I would've been very sad.

10.

If my pen is gone, I will not buy a new one.

If my pen was gone, I would not buy a new one.

If my pen had gone, I wouldn't have bought a new one.